Here are my rankings of the 32 NFL
teams after the first quarter of the season.
(32)
Jacksonville
(a letter to the only person I know that is a Jags fan)
Dear Dalton,
At least you still
have the Braves.
Sincerely,
Cody (the Pats fan)
(31) Giants
(30) Tampa Bay
(29)
Oakland
I’m
confused by Oakland…are they trying to win? Or did they get up 14-0 and think “Oh,
shit, we’re winning…lets concuss Flynn and send him back out there so he’ll
stand in the pocket forever a take a record number of sacks”?
(28) Pittsburgh
(27) St. Louis
(26) Carolina
(25) Philly
Are we sure Chip
Kelly is really even that good…? I mean, Oregon is still dominating and Kelly’s
team has one win, which was against Washington. Speaking of Washington…
(24) Washington
Is it too late to
start Kirk Cousins?
(23) Minnesota
(22) Jets
(21) Cleveland
Um…does anyone
know what is going on with this team?
(20) Arizona
(19) Dallas
(18) Buffalo
I want to
go on record and say that I think this team is pretty good and will be in a lot
of games…EJ Manuel might just be the real deal…and, yet, the guy that replaced
him at FSU, Jameis Winston, is on a Johnny Football-like trajectory.
(17) Atlanta
(16) Green
Bay
Don’t
worry…they’ll be in the top-8 in four weeks.
(15) San
Francisco
(14) Indianapolis
(13) Houston
Flat-out,
they blew that game last week. I watched it. That was embarrassing. Losing to
Seattle has no shame in it. But Houston was DOMINATING that game.
(12) Baltimore
(11) Cincinnati
(10) San
Diego
(9) Tennessee
Well,
without Locker, who knows where this team will go. But, this team has looked
good through the first four weeks.
(8) Chicago
(7) Miami
(6) Detroit
(5) New
England
I’m not
sure if the Pats are good, or if they lucked into two wins, took care of an
imploding team (TB), and caught Atlanta at the wrong time. Either way, as a
Pats fan, I’m just happy to be 4-0. Because the Pats don’t look like a 4-0 team
the majority of the time…
(4) New
Orleans
I question
their defense. I know the D has played well this year, but Rob Ryan has not had
a good defense in awhile.
(3) Kansas
City
I like
this team. No turnovers. Solid D. Andy Reid and Alex Smith were made for each
other. Their games are matched up perfectly. They may end up winning 12 games.
Killer is 12 wins may only give them the 5-seed…
(2) Seattle
They’ve
looked good this year, but I’m still weary of them on the road. Houston had
them dead-to-rights and Carolina had the ball in the red zone with a chance to
win at the end of the game. Yet, at home, they’d beat Denver.
(1) Denver
2007 Pats vs 2013 Broncos.
Neutral Field. Who wins?